yo imma let you finish but
I had one of the best puberty transformations of all time
yes okay but
girls can do it too
Step back, peeps, and fasten your seat-belts. Time to bring in a puberty professional.
…. wait. That’s not right. Hold on.
Let’s fast-forward about five more years.
Ah, yes, there we go. Right after I sold my soul to Satan.